Back in October, I was sipping a 16 oz. PBR in the basement of the Creek and the Cave, a comedy joint and restaurant in Long Island City that serves the best damn flautas I’ve ever eaten, waiting for an open mic to begin. As I stood waiting alongside a couple dozen other people who’d written

On December 9 1990, after a ridiculously long labor, a baby with flowing black hair and unnaturally large feet was born. Her parents named her Kelly Jaye Diamond.I am that baby, and I am living my life with those feet and that name. While my large feet don’t pose much of a problem in my every day

Amy Schumer is so hot right now. Sketches from her TV show “Inside Amy Schumer,” including “Last Fuckable Day” and “Girl, You Don’t Need Make-Up,” have gone viral, and she consistently pushes the envelope with raunchy language and explicit talk about sex and feminist issues. In short, Schumer

It didn’t take long for hundreds of commenters to flood Kurt Metzger’s Facebook page to make angry comments about me.Continue reading 

Please forgive me, Ben.Continue reading