As I write this, I am drunk. I am drunk because today was a shitty day, and drinking is what I do when I have shitty days. This day was abysmal for several reasons, one of the major ones being that Merle Haggard died. (Drinking is what he would want me to do, to be completely honest.)According to

We met in second grade, in our Bucks County grade school. Our teacher sent me to the bathroom to check on Stephany. She had run out of the classroom crying because a boy made fun of her. At eight years old, she was one of the tallest girls in the class. She was an easy target for bullies.I don't

The moment he walked into the store, my life was going to change forever. Time stopped, and that moment will live with me, always. I knew in an instant that he was going to be a huge part of my life. Unfortunately, I just didn’t know how.I was 18, working at Abercrombie. He was with two of his

I cannot tell a lie: all shapewear as you currently know it is for suckers. Everyone within earshot of this post should stand up and immediately throw any and all shapewear they currently own directly into the nearest trashcan. Yes, I'm a wardrobe stylist preaching AGAINST women wearing ...Continue

While we were growing up, my younger brother and I never, ever got along. I’m not sure if it was a complete personality clash, the incessant sibling need to piss each other off, or a combination of the two, but it was known by all for many years: Jessica and Matthew do not get along.The fact that